about this totally radical web zone
WELCOME, TRAVELER. You have somehow located the maximum power personal homepage of adlervanopdorp, legendary nerd, digital lifeform, and rumored possessor of at least 2 brain cells dedicated entirely to memes.
This page is a celebration of the most advanced web technologies known to humankind, including but not limited to: MARQUEE, BLINK, and that thing where the background gives you a mild headache.
Please pardon the dust while adlervanopdorp learns HTML, CSS, and how to touch grass.
extremely serious biographical facts
- 🖱️ Click speed: OVER 9000 CPS* (*according to him)
- 🎧 Music taste: “you wouldn’t understand it, mom/dad”
- 🎮 Career goal: full-time gamer, part-time homework avoider
- 🍕 Can smell pizza from a range of 3–5 miles
- 📡 Pings the fridge every 15 minutes to check for updates
If you are one of adlervanopdorp's friends and you are seeing this: yes, this is his real website now. Please mock him responsibly.
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